it wasn't lemon gatorade
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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