how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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