Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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