I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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