i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
The power of my boobs compel you
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