bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
