Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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