Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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