are you still at the devil's house?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
operation harelip BJ is a go
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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