not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Randomize
