Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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