Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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