the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Terrible idea I love it
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