They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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