Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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