she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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