My nipple is on Facebook.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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