Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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