Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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