Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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