You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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