Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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