If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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