FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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