so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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