i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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