How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
40s are totally the cure
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
