I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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