So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
