six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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