Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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