I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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