I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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