"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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