We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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