And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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