I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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