Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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