her vagine was all disorganized.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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