it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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