I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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