Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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