that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I need moral support for this bender
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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