omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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