I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
you win again, gameday.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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