i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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