youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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