My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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