I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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