I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
