no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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