"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
