i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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